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mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

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claphne:

child

why u scream

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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(via utterlyconfusedwithconfusion)

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sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

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"I sure hope you enjoyed your three week labor day vacation as much as I enjoyed mine. And if you didn’t have the last three weeks off, I strongly suggest, consider getting your own TV show"

- The Colbert Report (via factoseintolerance)

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